THE INTERNET MADE ME DO IT
POURING THE FOUNDATIONS…

A live internet experiment

I ONLY WANTED A HOUSE.

Somewhere quiet. A swimming pool. No annoying neighbours. No mortgage. Then I started thinking...

    Now building⚠ DEMO DATA — simulated, no real money

    🏠 THE MANSION

    €0 to the next milestone
    0.0%
    €0
    Total contributed
    0
    Contributors
    0
    Countries
    See where every euro goes →

    WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?

    FREE
    🔗
    PASS THE BRICK

    Free. Pass it to 3 friends. Watch it travel the planet.

    ⭐
    SIGN THE WALL OF FAME

    Your name and a sentence, floating in 3D forever.

    FREE
    🎮
    PLAY THE GAME

    Free. Build 17 pools. Repel neighbours.

    HOW IT WORKS (IT'S SIMPLE)

    1. 1
      🪙
      YOU CHIP IN. EVEN €1.

      Or don't. Looking around is free.

    2. 2
      🏗️
      THE HOUSE GETS BUILT. LIVE.

      Every euro physically changes the 3D world.

    3. 3
      ⭐
      YOU GO DOWN IN HISTORY.

      Your name joins the 3D Wall of Fame.

    💎
    🎩 Millionaire corner

    ARE YOU A MILLIONAIRE?

    Be honest: does €1,000 actually make a difference to you? Send it here :P

    For you, €1,000 feels like €15.04 to a normal person. That's basically a nice dinner 🍝.

    Very scientific comparison against €30,000 of typical savings. Not financial advice. Obviously.

    💰

    You'll get a golden star on the Wall of Fame and the architect will faint.

    ✨ 3D · live

    THE WALL OF FAME

    Every person who chipped in can leave their name and a sentence. Here they live forever, floating in space.

    ⭐ Enter the wall →

    Happening now

    SIMULATED

    Quiet on site. Be the first brick.

      The Architect · The Architect is Calm

      Good morning. I have drawn a lovely, sensible house.

      GET TOLD WHEN THE POOL FILLS UP 🏊

      One email per milestone. The architect writes them himself (badly). No spam, ever.

      QUESTIONS PEOPLE ASK

      Is this a charity? +

      No. Nobody is being rescued. It's one person's ridiculous personal dream, funded in public, with every number visible.

      Do I own a piece of the house? +

      No. You get zero ownership, equity or returns. You get a brick in the wall, your name on the Wall of Fame and the story.

      Where does the money go? +

      Payment fees go to the payment provider, 25% of the rest is reserved for tax (the Tax Monster), the rest builds the dream. It's all on the Money page.

      Do I have to pay to join in? +

      No! Play the game, vote for terrible ideas, make GIFs and share. That's participating too.

      THE INTERNET MADE ME DO IT — The Internet Is Helping Build a Ridiculously Expensive House