THE ESCALATION LADDER

Ten stages. Each one slightly less necessary than the last. Funds fill them in order. Targets are campaign goals, not property valuations.

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   1. THE MANSION

   €1.0M

   Somewhere quiet. Big windows. Absolutely no shared walls.

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   2. THE INFINITY POOL

   €150.0K

   Technically finite. Emotionally infinite.

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   3. THE PRIVATE GYM

   €75.0K

   No membership fees. No one hogging the bench press. No excuses (except all of them).

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   4. THE MAN CAVE

   €100.0K

   Contains one sofa, one fridge and zero responsibilities.

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   5. THE PRIVATE CINEMA

   €50.0K

   Popcorn machine non-negotiable.

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   6. THE GAMING ROOM

   €35.0K

   Will be described to visitors as 'the office'.

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   7. THE LUXURY GARAGE

   €500.0K

   Heated floors. For the cars.

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   8. THE CAR COLLECTION

   €750.0K

   One for each weekday. Weekends are for walking, apparently.

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   9. FIRST INVESTMENT APARTMENT

   €300.0K

   Finally, a sensible idea. The architect cried a little.

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    10. THE APARTMENT EMPIRE

    €2.0M

    From 'I only wanted a house' to 'property portfolio' in ten easy steps.

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